One of my favorite on-line resources is "Spell A Day" provided by Llewellyn. However, today's posted spell (which follows, as cut-and-pasted from http://www.llewellyn.com/free/spell.php) really made me and my childish imagination laugh out loud. To learn why . . . see my comments following this "Spell A Day" entry.
Color of the day: Yellow
Incense of the day: Lavender
Travel can be so stressful. Even a simple commute to work can leave you tight and angry. Rather than reaching for a cup of coffee to make you feel better, head for the bathroom. Take a seat in a private stall and lock the door. Then breathe. Notice how you are breathing and then allow it to slow down until you are inhaling to a count of four and exhaling to a count of four. Feel your body relax. Tense and relax your scalp, your lips, your shoulders, and move down through your body until you no longer feel any stress anywhere. And then if you decide to have that coffee, make it a café mocha and fully appreciate the blessings of chocolate. ~ By: Kristin Madden
WHAT SEEMS FUNNY TO ME:
#1. Considering all the various smells evident in any public bathroom, especially a large facility with stalls, I certainly don't want to be breathing deeply inside of there!
#2. Can you imagine being an employee and walking into the workplace facilities only to hear a co-working breathing heavily from the other side of the stall door?
HERE's A BETTER IDEA: Why not lock yourself inside the broom closet instead (really good spells can be performed with brooms!)
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